this isn’t nearly all of them but hey, here they are. I forgot about them while posting my favorite vine compilation tbh.
today’s the day
i’ve just been staring at this image with my mouth wide open for the past 5 minutes, i am in awe of this
i like being home alone bc it means i can be depressed in the living room instead of in bed
you really gotta be a fool to say tchaikovsky wasn’t gay. the man literally fired cannons in his 1812 overture, do you really think a straight man could achieve that drama? that panache? that power? grow up
this was ghostwritten by captain raymond holt.
my one coworker (the one who listens to Rick & Morty dubstep) is a notoriously messy eater and brings insane amounts of snacks and candy to work every day and just leaves them around, open, crumbs everywhere, for someone else to deal with
anyway today she said ants laid eggs in her purse
for everyone confused about Rick & Morty dubstep: it’s full episodes worth of dialogue remixed into dubstep
I had to take out the bathroom garbage and one of them was full of ants from fucking Ants Purse Johnson
Reblogging for the incredibly rare and unique variety of information in this post. I don’t think this combination of facts is ever going to be repeated together or ever has been.