because it ate last month and snakes don’t need to be fed very often since they use external environmental heat sources to regulate their body temperature and can therefore survive on far fewer calories than warm-blooded animals
Sylvia Plath (via myrisingvoice)
oh my god she is a fucking boss
This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.
”What the fuck?”
She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.
baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.
confused sharp bunnies
i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas. alligators are literally stoners. like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.
i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.
Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years. They’re too lazy.
i hit a gator with my canoe paddle once it didn’t even fucking do anything it just looked at me like what the fuck was that for and went back to sunbathing
also the babies are kinda fun to hold even though your not supposed to
Baby sister and arguably the best afl player in the country?
the older and taller u r the more attracted i am to u
*Abraham Lincoln rises from his grave*
U got kik?
*me at starbucks*
starbucks worker: what size do you want?
me: ariana grande
is it pets mart or pet smart
are we human or are we dancers
where am I
To the first question, it is Pet Smart.
Each of the words are a different color, and the ball bounces in between both of the words.
And as for the second question, we are human. Dancer is a type of profession.
that poor third person’s question wasn’t answered they’re probably still lost